Ben Franklin's List For and & Against
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Noah » Ben Franklin's List For and & Against |
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Noah International kayaks/canoes |
American competitors |
Typical European |
| 1. |
Versatility - designs
with the widest "sweet spot" |
Yes |
squeeze function for profit |
| 2. |
Integral construction to back up performance |
Best exploration |
a lot of hot air |
one exception |
| 3. |
Bio-dynamics* and accupressure stimulation |
Yes |
poor copy |
ehm? |
| 4. |
Years of holistic research before sale |
Your guide to the 3rd mil. |
sell, sell, sell |
Numbers are holy |
| 5. |
Original also for the mind and spirit |
Yes |
franchisable? |
no license! |
| 6. |
Maverick destroyed by N.C. corruption |
Reborn out of fire |
politically correct |
what corruption? |
Lone individual always stands above the level of collective creation
G. Le Bon, Psychology of the Masses. |
| 7. |
KISS principle adhered to by the founder |
Yes |
confusion |
complication |
| 8. |
Corporate set up for max. profit - Warranty |
no thanks |
you bet |
"who us?" |
| 9. |
Multi-colors with harmonization of materials |
Yes |
"me too" |
is he crazy? |
| 10. |
Promo and shine to semi-hypnotize - Manual |
conscious alt. |
great lures |
nice |
| 11. |
Trade-ins for savings and ecology |
Yes |
oooh! hobby ? |
sheer madness |
| 12. |
Latent element of getting success: |
Exponential fun and the best value |
whatever |
oh, my Gott! |
Warning if you don't have a sense of humor: Ben' s for & Against is a composite.
It doesn´t mock any single manufacturer and praises only itself.
* What is Bio-dynamics (good question) - way back, the Czech hockey team was winning the Olympics - until a host pumped electro-smog into their dressing room. Czechs have an ethical payback and it´s Noah´s too.
NASA ionizes air to improve personnel performance. Noah takes it further by solid state "Czech-Tech", inducing natural vitality and also harmonizing materials (extra 10% strength). Noah Bio-dynamics uplift physical, mental and emotional functions (EAV verifiable). An interactive edge (20-40%) - When your life-style wears it off, paddle again!
Free Bio-dynamics are available to all who are not beyond help and who qualify - check the order form/ask for a leaflet. Join the empowered Czech Olympic winners; help to restore the balance - revitalized individuals who seek their own paths respect each other, have fun and real prosperity.
Who does not qualify? Members of the Am. Bar Association, Federal and State of North Carolina employees. A covert buy may turn against a purchaser.
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