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| June 2004 |
Machito came out like a beautiful girl for the date, but that made it even more futuristic.
Dozen of local fans who already purchased preproduction boats are quiet enthuased.
Machito is even more universal than we hoped. Plenty of volume for big water (estimate is 240 l), but decent cartwheels.
Due to the Gibsons´ theft we do not have resources to sell boats through new distributors. (Unless you are one who wants
to finance a container).
Not to be able to get Machito to the larger audience is a shame, but if you are Noah afficciado do not despair, we began
negotiating with a foreign competitor who is in a better shape and expressed interest in licencing Machito production.
At this time it is not known if this deal will work out or how long it will take to complete it. In the meantime, we can
airship your prepaid individual retail order while helping with the shiping cost on the first order to the region. There
will be also time limited discount.
The proven, quantum bio-dynamic treatment of Noah boats have now been expanded and applied, through the preproduction stage.
(The mold finishers could not believe the toughness and hardness of the aluminium.) The basic treatment still comes with the
boat free. The exact testing of the plastic improvement had not been done yet, it is just estimated that Noah material is at
least 50% stronger than the untreated material used in Britain.
However, the main thing about bio-dynamic treatment is improvement of the paddler´s state of being. You can still verify
its effectiveness on your physical condition through the EAV testing.
You can now purchase with Noah also expanded treatments for the extra charge. There is a Custom treatment (Quantum Custom)
for speeding up Noah boats at least 10%. However this one is not beneficial to your well being when the boat is not on the water.
Average price is 100 Euros.
In addition there is a new super-treatment (QA-quantum advanced) harmonizing not only you, but a decent perimeter of boat´s
surounding (depends on the circumstances), increasing your mental, emotional and physical abilities and safety. If you will not
notice this treatment, we would appreciate if you return Noah for a full refund and get some other brand, because you are already
half dead. Price for this treatment is 150 Euros.
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| January, February, March 2003 |
Neil Gibson, Noah´s former British distributor checks to see if another Noah boat is good enough for him to steal - too many were.
Due to the man above, after 25 years in the USA, Noah boats will be available only as custom orders. In 15 years of operation from the Carolinas, with business built up to bring in over a million dollars in yearly sales, Noah had bad debt under $10,000 total. When moving back to Europe after a catastrophic fire, Vladimir did not expect a similar record in the Czech Republic, but it was the Gibson encounter which was a rude awakening. Slick Gib, from Great Britain it turned out, does not have conscience or actually a straight bone in his body. He even conned a poor student out of twenty GBP, here in the Czech Republic.
Gibson runs a family "enterprise". Mama puts up a fence for their activities, while papa takes a direct part in the con. In a single year, this multi-generational family of shysters managed to con Noah out of many times over what money Vladimir ever uncollected, and to date total damages are ten times the original sum. Due to the small Czech market and sales just getting back on their feet in the rest of Europe, this setback was felt. Noah actually borrowed money to process the Gibson orders.
The older Gibsons claim innocence, but we found they interest some British authorities as well as the Interpol. Interestingly they also took offence to the statement that junior is a chip of the old block. (While working for the Crown, papa apparently only smuggled the stolen Noah boats with his offspring.) The junior jewel is in hiding, supposedly living in a car in Bristol, but there is no need to pity the crook. Before running off, he took his wife and Noah´s money for a Caribbean vacation.
Have you had trouble finding us due to the new web address?
It certainly was not intentional.. Gib claimed to make a living off of setting up web sites, and we let him secure our domain name. When we demanded he pay for the boats, he locked us out. That there can be such an evil man was really above Vladimir for a while, but we trust that you will soon get used to our new address and like it even more...
All these troubles caused setbacks for the development of our new super-designs, but we still believe that Machito which count the most will be ready in time for the season. Please be patient and keep checking. We thank you for your loyalty. |
| 2002 |
A trickle of news from Noah
The plug of elegant freestyle Machito 227 cm, 67 cm, 36 cm, with volume approximately 230-240 l stirred up a lot of interest at the fall Czech water releases.
Bio-dynamics have already been benefiting Noah boats and paddlers for some time. Machito (the smaller, sensitive macho) includes more inventions based on this super-string theory of quantum physics. They are named Mach II and III.
Machs may be a little shy of a promotional claim faster than the speeding droplet, but tests indicate that Machito will be at least 25% faster per stroke than boats without this technology.
Besides new level of performance, special attention have been given to comfort and safety. Machito tips, for example, should be at least 25 times stronger than the comparable boats. Machito will be once again made from the best UK plastics.
The millenium flood stopped two feet short of the Noah European Production Ctr. The entire site, water mill and barn, located southeast of Prague was spared, so Machito is still due to be released this fall.
Can't get in touch with the Noah distributor in the UK?
Neither can Noah, so until it finds a new distributor, you are advised to take a detour around a lost individual named Neil Gibson, who might be posing as a Noah representative in a Bristol area.
The lost distributor was a great specialist, good at taking many boats, admits Noah´s Vladimir Vanha. The company is now looking for a wider range person who would also properly pay for what he bought.
You will be temporarily better off to purchase a boat directly from the factory. Forget the easy gain, the reward is worth it, promises Vlad. Only one single hull produced during the last three years has broken.
So Noah did not insisted that the distributor provides you warranty card. Yet, it appreciates any warranty claim or wants to hear from you also if you had any unpleasant experience with the said distributor.
Either way, to lighten up your day, Noah encourages you to download a form on these pages and mail it back to register for an extended warranty. For those who are not interested in that, a full one-year warranty still applies. Company wishes you a great Noah experience! |
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